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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

I’m saying this at your funeral.

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corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

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alasyorick:

solarselection:

def-strokes:

psychokin:

wigglediggledoo:

humblebundle:


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The Humble Flash Bundle: Humongous Entertainment is available for one day only and ends on Tuesday, July 29, 2014 at 11:00 a.m. Pacific Time.

oh my god this is incredible

kriegor

yo solarselection peep this shit

BRUH BRUH

BRUH

B R U H

Mmmm gurl…

puttin on ma pajamas tonight!

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shinoozaki:

I AM SO FUCKING MAD. I AM SO. FUCKING. MAD. THIS IS AWFUL OKAY SO HERE I AM TRYING TO FIND SOME GODDAMN REFERENCE PICTURES FOR DRAWING A DS AND THEN I FUCKING STUMBLE UPON THIS BULLSHIT. WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK, FIRST OF ALL. SECOND OF ALL, WHAT THE SHIT POSSESSED WHATEVER GODDAMN CELERY THAT UPLOADED THIS TO UPLOAD THIS FUCKING PICTURE????
WERE THEY JUST LIKE ‘OH YEAH, YEAH I’M JUST GOING TO FUCKING STA B MY GODDAMN DS’S SCREEN EVEN THOUGH I’M NOT EVEN PLAYING A GODDAMN GAME THAT MAKES ME ANGRY ENOUGH TO DO SO, AND UPLOAD IT TO THE INTERNET. IT’S GOING TO GET ME SO MUCH PUSSY." 
WHO THE FUCK THINKS THAT??????? WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS KIND OF THING???? MONSTERS. GODDAMN MONSTERS DO THIS SORT OF THING. I WILL PERSONALLY SEND STEVE BUSCEMI OVER TO YOUR HOUSE TO EDUCATE YOU AND TO WATCH YOU IN YOUR GODDAMN SLEEP.
ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR DEAL WITH TEARING APART THEIR FUCKING SYSTEM??? YOU COULD FUCKING GET THE SCREEN FIXED AND SHIT, NOT THAT MUCH DAMAGE WOULD BE DONE, BUT NO. NOPE THEY HAD TO GO AHEAD AND TEAR THIS FUCKING GAME THAT DID NOTHING WRONG IN TWO. WHAT THE FUCK.
I FEEL FUCKING DISGRACED THAT I EVEN HAD TO SEE THIS. WHO THE FUCK HAS THAT MUCH NERVE TO DO SUCH A THING AS THIS. TAKE CARE OF YOUR GODDAMN DEVICES, YOU FUCKING SPOON. IF YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH SENSE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR THINGS THEN DONT FUCKING BUY A GODDAMN DEVICE THAT YOU SHOULD USE AND SHOULD ACTUALLY CARE FOR. 
I UNDERSTAND DROPPING OR ACCIDENTALLY BREAKING YOUR DS OR WHATEVER, BUT THIS IS NOT FUCKING ACCIDENTAL. UNLESS YOURE FROM FUCKING NARUTO OR SOME SHIT, YOU SHOULDNT HAVE THE GODDAMN ABILITY TO FUCKING BREAK YOUR DS LIKE THIS ON ACCIDENT. CHILL THE FUCK DOWN BRUH AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR GODDAMN SHIT
THIS IS REALLY FUCKING REPULSIVE. GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING RUSTY SPOON.

shinoozaki:

I AM SO FUCKING MAD. I AM SO. FUCKING. MAD. THIS IS AWFUL OKAY SO HERE I AM TRYING TO FIND SOME GODDAMN REFERENCE PICTURES FOR DRAWING A DS AND THEN I FUCKING STUMBLE UPON THIS BULLSHIT. WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK, FIRST OF ALL. SECOND OF ALL, WHAT THE SHIT POSSESSED WHATEVER GODDAMN CELERY THAT UPLOADED THIS TO UPLOAD THIS FUCKING PICTURE????

WERE THEY JUST LIKE ‘OH YEAH, YEAH I’M JUST GOING TO FUCKING STA B MY GODDAMN DS’S SCREEN EVEN THOUGH I’M NOT EVEN PLAYING A GODDAMN GAME THAT MAKES ME ANGRY ENOUGH TO DO SO, AND UPLOAD IT TO THE INTERNET. IT’S GOING TO GET ME SO MUCH PUSSY.

WHO THE FUCK THINKS THAT??????? WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS KIND OF THING???? MONSTERS. GODDAMN MONSTERS DO THIS SORT OF THING. I WILL PERSONALLY SEND STEVE BUSCEMI OVER TO YOUR HOUSE TO EDUCATE YOU AND TO WATCH YOU IN YOUR GODDAMN SLEEP.

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR DEAL WITH TEARING APART THEIR FUCKING SYSTEM??? YOU COULD FUCKING GET THE SCREEN FIXED AND SHIT, NOT THAT MUCH DAMAGE WOULD BE DONE, BUT NO. NOPE THEY HAD TO GO AHEAD AND TEAR THIS FUCKING GAME THAT DID NOTHING WRONG IN TWO. WHAT THE FUCK.

I FEEL FUCKING DISGRACED THAT I EVEN HAD TO SEE THIS. WHO THE FUCK HAS THAT MUCH NERVE TO DO SUCH A THING AS THIS. TAKE CARE OF YOUR GODDAMN DEVICES, YOU FUCKING SPOON. IF YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH SENSE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR THINGS THEN DONT FUCKING BUY A GODDAMN DEVICE THAT YOU SHOULD USE AND SHOULD ACTUALLY CARE FOR. 

I UNDERSTAND DROPPING OR ACCIDENTALLY BREAKING YOUR DS OR WHATEVER, BUT THIS IS NOT FUCKING ACCIDENTAL. UNLESS YOURE FROM FUCKING NARUTO OR SOME SHIT, YOU SHOULDNT HAVE THE GODDAMN ABILITY TO FUCKING BREAK YOUR DS LIKE THIS ON ACCIDENT. CHILL THE FUCK DOWN BRUH AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR GODDAMN SHIT

THIS IS REALLY FUCKING REPULSIVE. GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING RUSTY SPOON.

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partyintheurl:

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acceptance of those with different beliefs. beautiful.

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thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

*and you don’t feel like playing games

(via stellarsquid)

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listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

THIS IS IMPORTANT!

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relahvant:

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moonjellys:

proudgayconservative:

nolanthebloghog:

The bomb is dropped

The kittens sort of soften the blow.

this is the shittiest post ever. please unfollow me if you agree with this post also shame on OP for using cute kittens for this garbage post

not sure what it is exactly that makes this post so shitty? Because it’s promoting actual equality? instead of saying that you can call everyone else shit because you are part of an oppressed party you can say you are equal to them doesn’t exactly sound like a shitty idea to me.

BOOM. So many people on this website need to read this twice, let it sink in and then read it again.

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assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

I’m not even in this fandom, but hearing this made me feel so much better about life

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someone else might have gotten it wrong.

I tried a renegade run once… it made me cry so much shooting him in the back.

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Dear DVICE readers: Thank you, and goodbye

Today I find this post on my favorite site. a soul crushing event when this wonderful site that has brought me such marvelous news of our world is coming to an end. i have little to say other than I love you guys, you were my light in such dark times. the constant gleam of hope in our desolate world. thank you for bringing the news of our advancement to my sight for so many years. you will be missed dearly.