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i sat here waiting for the chain chomp to pull 49 times to break his chain and try to eat mario… so disappointed. 

i sat here waiting for the chain chomp to pull 49 times to break his chain and try to eat mario… so disappointed. 

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iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

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iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

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highvelocitybitterness:

nyaa:

I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude is on fire trying to arrest a cheese thief

Javert-level shit right there

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alasyorick:

We almost got sex murdered last night, and I made somebody celebrate horse-cock christmas!

I may have burnt down the Sexdungen and left buckass nude riding a horse too.

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I’m horrified about coming home to my new roommate now.

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unwrapping:

Tumblr added a pseudo-Konami Code to its keyboard shortcut list (revealed by pressing the shift and ? keys on the Dashboard).

Please do not use this new shortcut.

plugging in SNES USB controller now.

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iloveoldmagazines:

Scouting

1982 Vol. 70, No. 3

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gwendolynstacy:

i don’t think it’s possible for baby harp seals to be more adorable if they tried:

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just look at 

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their little bodies!

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and noses!?!?!

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and their big eyes!!!

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and the way they slide all over 

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and thIS ONE???

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IT’S SMILING LOOK AT IT

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BABY SEALS ARE PRECIOUS THAT IS ALL 

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Well… Time to go clubbing!

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jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

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theaffluenza:

Thank You Scientist is a rare breed, mixing the harmonic and rhythmic complexity of Dream Theater with catchy Circa Survive vocals and a Reign of Kindo - style lineup (complete with trumpet, saxophone, and violin). The band hurtles through arcane math rock time signatures, wailing under the fuzz of an unintelligible low-budget mix with youthful enthusiasm. Oustanding solo work on this track (and every track, actually.) They’re touring with Coheed and Cambria this summer - sure to be a killer show.

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